A downloadable game

https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/767779724/

-a/ to turn

-w to shoot and launch backwards

-s to turn 180*

ben bonk game jam 4, ran out of time, buggiest game to ever exist

////TTS SCRIPT/////      Hello, and welcome to the K E E P training simulation program number 14. Would you like an introduction?

Hello, and welcome. For this training simulation, you are one of our many pilots for hire. This time, your job is to protect Ben Bonk's house in space, shown by the dark object in the middle, that he managed to afford after the massive success of his game, Slime keep.  Unfortunately, his forcefield has malfunctioned, and now asteroids, shown by the lime moving objects, can fly through, while people can't. Don't ask how you manage to get in yourself. You are to shoot the asteroids to change their flight trajectory to keep them away from you, and Ben Bonk, while he also works on the new smellson and slime keep collaboration. Unfortunately, the company that makes the ships that you are risking your life in suck, and the engines have failed. Luckly, you can still use your lasers as a replacement, as they launch you backwards, try and not run into the forcefield, asteroids, or Ben Bonk himself. Does this whole situation sound way too obscure to be part of your training? Absolutely! But the workers handbook states that pilots must expect the unexpected, so us at the T S P are going to do everything we can to keep our jobs. We get very good pay.

Would you like me to explain the controls?

Press the A and D keys to spin around. The longer you hold it, the faster you will spin. If you find yourself spinning out of control, try holding the opposite direction key. Pressing W will fire your lazers, used to move backwards, to hit asteroids, and collect points. Using your mouse, you can click buttons on the control panel. The only one you need to worry about is the shop, displayed by the shopping cart. Would you like me to explain the shop?

In the shop, you can spend the points you get by shooting asteroids and the yellow things. Open the shop by pressing the shopping cart on the control panel with your mouse. Use the W and S key to navigate the shop, use the A key to buy the selected item. The price of the selected item will be displayed on the upper left corner of the shop screen. The shop items include shield, which lets you take an extra hit from asteroids, Ben Bonk shield, which let's Ben Bonk take an extra hit. Lasers cool down, down, which brings your laser cool down, down. Asteroid splitter, which will make your next shot instantly destroy an asteroid, or multiple if they are in a line. WIN, which will make you instantly win the game, no questions asked. And Funny laser noise, which will make your laser make a funny noise. Press the D key or press the shop button again to leave the shop.

If you have any other questions, go pester execute Baja on discord. She is often lonely and not doing much.

Ok, starting T S P 14, get ready. Remember, if you missed anything, re-read this, lul.

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time to get a score of -8 lez gooooooo